Trivia
The soft toy owners (主人) are DJJ, Himu and Bewei. Toys are role-played by us and given their own personalities when we personify them with voiceover and animation. However, due to the limited number of commentators available in this household, their voices do tend to get similar over time.
Our beds are homes to our own stuffed toys. At any point in time we'll have at least a couple of toys residing in (on) them. They do go visiting (bed hopping) sometimes.
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One of the most sought-after communal housings in animal land is DUCK MOUTH (closely followed by the duplex). It's a bit crowded and prone to smells (!!!), but serves its purpose well enough. Mr Duck himself is a grumpy being who hates feeling bloated all the time. He derives joy from spitting the toys out of his mouth with a mighty projectile.
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Passer-by A is possibly the most intriguing and convenient make-belief character in Stuffed Toy Land. His actual presence was never verified and is subsequently blamed for most of the random snide remarks and politically correct statements in stuffed toy conversations. (See Stuffed Toy Rules for speech taboos) They/He/She are also the consumers of undesirable goods and services churned out by the underground market in the toyland. (e.g. gambling, drugs etc)
Regrettably, the sex ratio in Stuffed Toy Land is extremely skewed with a proportion of almost 80-90% male out of the total population. In general, male stuffed toys are more vocal, slightly wimpy and too sensitive for their own good. Female toys however, are often feministic, decisive and strong-minded in comparison.
Toys, at the instigation of other 'toy owners' other than their own, like to stowaway in their 主人's luggage, backpacks, carrier bags and sometimes (though rarely) succeed in surprising their 主人s when they eventually open their bags at their travel destination.
This can mean two things, either the possession by Qoo Pillows or Possession by DJJ's voiceover
Toys on Ah Gu Villa fear the bodiless Qoo Pillows. The toys are possessed by Qoo pillows for their bodies. Its not known how the pair can do this, but they usually prefer Keyao 'Drrri''s huge body to suit their heads.
'Possession By DJJ' means having an abnormally high-pitched voice by stuffed toys who usually have lower-pitched, muskier speaking tones.
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The plush toys are apparently commissioned to shoot wildlife documentary footages for Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel etc. So sometimes they take on their natural predator/prey roles and stage exciting preying scenes for the camera. See Food Chain.
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Toys are living in a socialist system, where food and money is provided by the Animal Camp. Certain enterprising toys do have their own business. Though the demand for the goods and services is substantiated by external toy populations (See Passerby A)
Our pitiful soft toys have little to no entertainment, so their dating options are miserable. One of the most fashionable (though we don't know why) date option is to take your intended date to an outdoor play staged by helpful fellow toys who happen to nearby or on the bed. The impromptu shows are usually bad, unscripted, and soft toys usually end up with lack-lustre dates.
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See Discover Channel
Stuffed toy land is home to a few couples.In the old days, since girls are hard to come by in our male dominant community, females are often named with a feminine variation to their male counterparts upon arrival.
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*WARNING* gruesome contents
Though one of the rules is not to eat fellow toys, it doesn't stop toys from joking about how tasty one another is on the table. Some obvious delicacies they can become are:
Duck - Roasted Duck, Duck Tongue, 北京烤鴨
Dear - Venison on Hot-plate﹐紅燒鹿肉
Bear - Bear palm ﹐ 冰凍熊掌
Frog - Frog leg porridge, Hashima﹐ 姜蔥田雞粥﹐冰凍雪蛤
Pig - roasted pig 烤豬, kway chap (pig intestines), pig trotter in vinegar 姜醋豬腳, pig organ soup 豬什湯, pork sausages
Snowman - Ice kachang (ice dessert)
Lamb - Mutton soup (Kambing Soup), Lamb Chops
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